Like this post
omeglemyitaly:

sanityisforthesane:

 #COME PATRIOTIC CAPTAIN #I SHALL TEACH YOU THE DANCE OF MY PEOPLE #AND WE SHALL FEAST AND JEST MERRILY #thor i think i broke a rib can this wait #NAY

#NAY
Like this post
Like this post
Like this post

thefamilyassbutt:

odetoabird:

cumber-bitches:

cazastrophic:

cumber-bitches:

how come nobody got pregnant at hogwarts? i mean come on, surely there was some unprotected hanky panky going on there.

Wizardry.

ahh, makes sense. 

fetus deletus

#I think you’ll find it was because Harry cock blocked everyone

Like this post

pincie:

Please reblog if you are a girl and have ever been made to feel ashamed of one or more of these things (wanting to prove a point to some asshole):

-your weight

-your clothing choice

-your amount of make up

-having sex

-not having sex

-breast size

-having your period

-saying no

-not appreciating catcalls 

-masturbating

-body hair

Like this post
Like this post
Like this post
Like this post
Like this post
Like this post
Like this post
Like this post
Like this post
  • Kid:Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier:Are you 18?
  • Kid:It's okay, they're a metaphor.
Like this post

theme credit